THE 2018 EQUINOX

TOTALLY RE-INVENTED

IT'S ALL NEW, DAWG

JFC Look at This 2018 Equinox

Peep your eyes on this Equinox and have a heart attack from just how exciting it is. Like, have you ever opened your fridge hoping there was a beer thinking you had none but HOLY MOLY there is a whole damn six-pack of the finest brew you have ever laid your eyeballs on. Yeah it’s like that. Only with more angels singing. You will not find a better crossover vehicle than this. If you do, you can call me a liar and push me down a flight of steps onto a pile of legos. Are you down with this??

  • GM-Estimated available 40 MPG Highway with 1.6L Turbo-Diesel Engine
  • 63.5 Cubic Feet Max Cargo Volume
  • Ten Available Active Safety Features
  • Available 4G LTE Wi-Fi From OnStar®

putting it in the 2018 Equinox trunk

Balanced to Perfection

THE 2018 EQUINOX


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The New Equinox is Sweet AF

Lorem Khaled Ipsum is a major key to success. I’m up to something. Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back, it’s a cold world out there. To be successful you’ve got to work hard, to make history, simple, you’ve got to make it. Hammock talk come soon. Find peace, life is like a water fall, you’ve gotta flow. It’s important to use cocoa butter. It’s the key to more success, why not live smooth? Why live rough? They don’t want us to win.

Mogul talk. You see that bamboo behind me though, you see that bamboo? Ain’t nothin’ like bamboo. Bless up. Hammock talk come soon. The ladies always say Khaled you smell good, I use no cologne. Cocoa butter is the key. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want to see you fail.

Dig That Plush Interior

Lorem Khaled Ipsum is a major key to success. I’m up to something. Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back, it’s a cold world out there. To be successful you’ve got to work hard, to make history, simple, you’ve got to make it. Hammock talk come soon. Find peace, life is like a water fall, you’ve gotta flow. It’s important to use cocoa butter. It’s the key to more success, why not live smooth? Why live rough? They don’t want us to win.

Mogul talk. You see that bamboo behind me though, you see that bamboo? Ain’t nothin’ like bamboo.

Not Basic Like All Those Other Crossovers

Lorem Khaled Ipsum is a major key to success. I’m up to something. Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back, it’s a cold world out there. To be successful you’ve got to work hard, to make history, simple, you’ve got to make it. Hammock talk come soon. Find peace, life is like a water fall, you’ve gotta flow. It’s important to use cocoa butter. It’s the key to more success, why not live smooth? Why live rough? They don’t want us to win.

Safety First Tho

Lorem Khaled Ipsum is a major key to success. I’m up to something. Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back, it’s a cold world out there. To be successful you’ve got to work hard, to make history, simple, you’ve got to make it. Hammock talk come soon. Find peace, life is like a water fall, you’ve gotta flow. It’s important to use cocoa butter. It’s the key to more success, why not live smooth? Why live rough? They don’t want us to win.